not like the other girls

while the other girls are busting slutty dance moves, i have the boys on my lap, asking them what they want for christmas.

while the other girls are swigging back vodka, i'm sipping on 7Up.

while the other girls are being pseudo-lesbians, i'm doing the Shopping Cart as the boys cheer me on.

while the other girls are screaming, "THE WORLD IS SPINNNNNNIIIIIING!", i'm holding them up, laughing in their faces.

while the other girls are blasting Danny Fernandes in the living room, i'm listening to Daft Punk in his car...