mall rats

"i'm wearing underwear with whales on them - i shouldn't be here."

i went to orchard park mall today with danielle and morgan.
i bought a black, pink, purple and turquoise faux-leather Billabong bag. i am in purse heaven. everytime i look at it, i get all happy inside.
i also bought underwear, including a mint green and white polka dotted bra from LaSenza :)
danielle dragged us into BCBGMAXAZRIA (say that five times fast) to try on some dresses for grad.
ooohhhh i am in love.
i tried on a black cocktail dress that has circle tulle (it's hard to explain) and it just might be THE ONE. it's black, but that's ok. gives me the opportunity to play with bright accessories, such as peep-toe heels. eeee!
now that i only have four months of high school left, and i have a pretty solid plan post-grad, i am so eager to get on down to polson park and have my picture taken a thousand times, all dressed up with my classmates, some whom i've known since kindergarten.

come what may

exams are finished.
let's hope i rocked the english provincial like i think i did.
and that i got at least 70% on the history provincial.

now i am basking in the glow that is a five day weekend with no scholarly obligations.
at least, i'm supposed to be.
i woke up at 8:30 to the sound of my dog sitting next to my bed scratching himself as if he were on fire.
so i went downstairs, ate a bowl of honey nut cheerios and played some mario cart on the wii.
then i watched Moulin Rouge! (Come What May gets me every time)
quite a pleasant morning.
then, it all came crashing down.
fraser, the brother unit, brought home 6 friends after his science exam.
SIX!!!
they scream, they run, they bang on the walls...
currently, some of the boys are singing Kelis's classic, Milkshake.
they were in the hottub and i heard things such as "up and down! up and down!" , "EWWWWW! BRAD! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!" and "nice nips, girls!"

my clarity, peace, serenity has been ruined by raging hormones.

point form

thoughts:

• i went to my first high school party on friday. you know, bad techno music, cars with green N magnets parked out front, embarrassing dancing and sloppy 2 minute sex? instead of getting WAaAaSTEEDDD like pretty much everyone else, i babysat friends who clearly can't handle the rock and roll lifestyle. a drunk guy i barely know helped me out though, so that was fun. i got a new friend out of it :) was it a lame party? yes. do i regret going? no.
• "you're fuckin' cute. i just have to say that." thanks :)
• over-exhaustion + grande starbucks vanilla latte = me acting like i'm high on some kind of drugs.
• they gave me and kayla free chocolate cake at starbucks! it was probably old, but the gesture was nice all the same.


• i bought the issue of Glamour magazine with Britney Spears on the front. i'm such a cheerleader for her right now. she looks amazing!


• watched Thelma & Louise at olivia's along with kayla and melody. such a badass movie. i really wanna act in it. 20-SOMETHING BRAD PITT TAKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK. JESUS. you don't understand pure hotness until you see the sex scene between his J.D. and Geena Davis' Thelma. oh myyyyyy... *passes out*


• if you dial 1-800-HARD-STD, you get Roadside Assistance. just so y'all know.

don't think TOO hard, now...

what is COOKIN'?!

...burritos, that's what.
mmmmm, i love mexican food.

thoughts:

1. the city is on tonight! YAAAAAY WHITNEY! AND NEW YORK!
2. so is bromance. not that i'm following it religiously, but i wouldn't mind knowing who brody jenner ends up picking for his new "bro". why, you ask? i really don't know.
3. i need to find my grad dress. pronto. iiiiiii'm dreeeeeeaaaaaming of betseyyyyy johnsooooonnnnn...........
4. i need to figure out what to do with my life. PRONTO. it seems that everyone else has. everyone else has applied to colleges and universities and rotary programs and I JUST WANNA BE TEN AGAIN!
5. directing and scriptwriting was fun today. i am super nervous about directing a play, especially since it's one that i wrote. i really like my play though, so that's good. it's supposed to be casted by tomorrow, but it's... uh... not. i might be entering it in a provincial contest. not sure, though.
6. i laughed so much and so hard today with melody and olivia. thanks guys, i really needed it :) "sizzling wok?!" "yeah, that IS weird..."
7. i would like to eat dinner. now.
8. REAL WORLD BROOKLYN STARTS WEDNESDAY!!!! ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod. there's a transexual named Kaitlin! a mormon hipster! an iraq war veteran! AHHHHH SO EXCITED!
9. three out of nine of my thoughts have been about MTV programming. it really does own my soul...

hustlers, grab your guns

morgan kindly lent me season 2 of The OC, which i soon realized was a danger to my physical and mental health. all i did on saturday and sunday was watch seth, ryan, marissa, summer and company live out their dramatic lives in Newport Harbor.
as much as i love ryan's punching, seth's wit, summer's feistiness and marissa's beauty, several hours of one of my fave shows was a little bit... much.
when i tried to go to sleep, everytime i'd close my eyes, a scene would play in my head. my mind was plagued with thoughts like, "oh god! trey tried to rape marissa! that's all she needs; her life is so difficult right now! and this will make ryan SO angry! oh, the horror!" well, you get the idea.
so after i finish the two episodes i have left to watch, i will return the DVDs to morgan, and i will not ask to borrow season 3 next. although, it has been awhile since i layed eyes on johnny harper, the very cute surfer from the poor side of town...