quote;

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

kourtney kardashian

"it's slob kabob central in here."

basements, beer pong, and LMFAO

when a really cute guy at the party looks at the drunk girls dancing in the corner, then turns to you and says, "Emma, i'm so glad you don't drink like that.", you know you're doing something right.

hot hot heat

so i got my mandatory "over the winter, emma forgot just how hot the sun can get" burn. last year, it was two large, very painful rectangles on my thighs. this year, it's an upside down triangle on my chest. now, i constantly look like i am wearing a Lady Gaga-worthy leotard.

handshakes

everybody loves you, baby,

of course they do.

do you miss me?

i miss you.

gym.tan.laundry.

"Watching Jersey Shore is a little bit like eating a bag of Doritos. You don't want to do it every day, heavens, you probably don't actually even ever want to do it, but then, you do. And then your hands are covered in orange cheezy powder, and you have a weird taste in your mouth, bad breath and an urge to brush your teeth. But you'll probably do it again, because there's nothing quite like it."

i'm the one that i want

"Some people were raised by wolves; I was raised by drag queens."

i. love. this. woman.

just a suggestion: watch any of her comedy specials on YouTube

that's all.

i miss being a part of your plans.

heart - stars

Time can take its toll on the best of us
Look at you you're growing old so young
Traffic lights blink at you in the evening
Tilt your head and turn it to the sun
Sometimes the T.V. is like a lover
Singing softly as you fall asleep
You wake up in the morning and it's still there
Adding up the things you'll never be

Alright, I can say what you want me to,
Alright, I can do all the things you do,
Alright, I'll make it all up for you,
I'm still in love with you,
I'm still in love with you

Time can take its toll on the best of us
Look at you you're growing old so young
Traffic lights blink at you in the evening
You tilt your head and turn it to the sun
You disembark the latest flight from paradise
You almost turn your ankle on the snow
You fall back into where you started
Make up words to songs you used to know
So...

Alright, I can say what you want me to,
Alright, I can do all the things you do,
Alright, I'll make it all up for you,
I'm still in love with you,
I'm still in love with you,

The hard luck god
You never had a chance you know
Incurable romantics never do
He held the flame I wasn't born to carry
I'll leave the dying young stuff up to you
You get back on the latest flight to paradise
I found out, from a note taped to the door
I think I saw your airplane in the sky tonight
Through my window, lying on the kitchen floor.

Alright, I can say what you want me to,
(I want more)
Alright, I can do all the things you do,
(Give me more)
Alright, I'll make it all up for you,
I'm still in love with you,
I'm still in love with you,
(I want more)
Alright, I'll say you want me to,
(Give Me More)
Alright, I'll do all the things you do,
(I Want More From You)
Alright, I'll make it all up for you,
I'm still in love with you,
I'm still in love with you

shock me with your deviant behaviour

more and more lately, i've found myself wishing i had been a teen rather than a toddler in the 90's.

no "Blackberry or iPhone?" debates, actually holding CDs and even cassettes in your hands, wearing lots of plaid, and all that other stuff i never got to experience.

just sayin'

seeing a car drive by that has both an N magnet and a "Baby On Board!" sticker makes me feel uncomfortable.

;

collages

R.I.P

Rue McClanahan, a.k.a Blanche Devereaux

1934-2010

quote.

"you know, i may not have had sex, but i could fuck you up" - the 40 year old virgin.