gym.tan.laundry.

"Watching Jersey Shore is a little bit like eating a bag of Doritos. You don't want to do it every day, heavens, you probably don't actually even ever want to do it, but then, you do. And then your hands are covered in orange cheezy powder, and you have a weird taste in your mouth, bad breath and an urge to brush your teeth. But you'll probably do it again, because there's nothing quite like it."