everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me

- "Who is Josh Groban?"

- "KILL YOURSELF!"

"We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. it's not too late for you."

"the way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring."

"that's the most offensive thing i've seen in 20 years of teaching - and that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

"oh HELL to the NO! i'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, i ain't no Kelly Rowland."

in short, I LOVE GLEE.